In 2007, High School Musical 2 was released, and that's when we were blessed with "Bet On It." The best music number to ever exist!!
Remember? Troy Bolton aggressively danced his way around a golf course. It was so angsty and beautiful.
After watching that video you may have noticed that things have changed a bit. We will now discuss those things.
Then: Zac Efron walked onto a golf course and stomped his feet.
Now: Zac Efron stands in place on a golf course, and instead of stomping his feet he squeezes his man-teets together:
Then: Zac wore a shirt, seemed moody, and probably scuffed up the green with his dance moves:
Now: Zac is less moody however he probably violates the country club rules by going shirtless. Oh well!
Then: Zac hits the ball and it goes into the water
Now: Zac hits the ball and it flies off into the sunset.
Then: After the ball fell into the water Zac was sad.
Now: After the ball went in a pleasant direction, Zac was happy! He did good golf.
Then: Zac used his golf club to jazz up his moves.
Now: Zac grips his club tightly whilst his muscles bulge and veins protrude. At no point does he pretend it's a cane or that he's in a broadway show.
Then: Zac looks at an extremely high definition reflection of himself.
Now: The only reflection I see is of my own face staring back at me when I force myself to turn off my computer so that I stop lookin' at that cute butt, amirite?!?!!
So there you have it folks! That was then:
And this is now:
Thank you father time!
Father time to me:
