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    19 Tweets That Will Expose Every Gay Out Here

    It me.

    1. It's science.

    If you only used the small spoons as a kid you’re gay now.

    2. It's just fact.

    Fun fact: If you used this toothpaste as a kid you’re gay now

    3. Do the math!

    If you wore these around the house like a rich bitch, you’re 100% gay now.

    4. This is how the cookie crumbles!!

    5. The truth!

    If you pretended these were purses as a child, you’re gay now.

    6. There's no getting around it.

    If you did this when you were little you’re gay now

    7. Hey, it's how it goes!

    If you cried at the kitchen table doing math with ur parents you're gay now

    8. Yup.

    If you had one of these as a kid you’re gay now

    9. Us.

    if your teacher called you a “pleasure to teach” in your school report then you’re gay now

    10. That's the way it is.

    if you had either of these posters of Kevin Jonas hanging in your room circa 2008 then you’re a lesbian now. sorry i don’t make the rules

    11. Fact, not fiction.

    If you wore these as a kid you’re gay now, sorry I don’t make the rules

    12. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

    if u ever spelled out the word “boobs” with the numbers on ur calculator in elementary school then ur probably gay now

    13. Bring it to the judge!

    If u watched What Not To Wear on TLC as a kid then ur gay now.

    14. Can't help what's real.

    if u spent a decent majority of ur childhood collecting rocks that u just thought looked rlly cool then ur gay now

    15. You can't deny it!

    if you played mermaids in the pool then you’re gay now

    16. It could never be escaped.

    if you liked these movies growing up, you’re a lesbian now

    17. 'Twas written in the stars.

    if you liked miss honey now you're gay i don't make the rules

    18. Unavoidable.

    19. There was no stopping it!!

    In conclusion: You're probably gay now!! Them's the rules!