Last night Justin Bieber Instagrammed a picture of himself looking into a mirror at....himself.
He was definitely contemplating something. But I don't really care what that was, because there are more pressing issues at hand. AND I MEAN LITERALLY AT HAND.
THIS HAND.
THIS HAND.
The mysterious hands that are responsible for this picture.
Of course behind every photo of Justin Bieber, there is someone taking the picture. But I never really thought about who it might be.
Who is the one that presses the button? Who is the one that takes 37 different versions of the same photo? Who is the one that probably gets told "ugh, next time I'll just do it myself, you suck."
Before today there was the invisible photographer. Their identity a mystery. Their duties done without recognition or praise. But now, THERE'S A HAND.
AND TO WHOM DOES IT BELONG?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Whose body doth these limbs attach to? Whose soul do these hands reflect?
