Vague pain near my thighEye is twitchingI can hear myself chewing?Just forgot my home phone number and had to look it up to tell someone then I rememberedWeird noise when I move my jawJust sneezed four times in a rowBanged my knee on the corner of my desk when I turned my chair aroundPapercutLong hair near my nippleMuscle aches a bit but only when I stretch itScratch marks near ankles (have a cat)Scratch marks near ankles (DON'T HAVE A CAT!!!)
What Is Your Diagnosis According To WebMD?
You are dying. And you are going to die.
You have small pox. You are going to die.
You have a plague. And you are going to die.