This weekend, the live-action version of Beauty and the Beast came out. As someone who believes that you shouldn't mess with perfection and that humans suck compared to cartoons, I was actually pleasantly surprised at how good it was. But there was one part that was inexcusably absent.
When I presented this gripe to my colleagues, the dumbest one suggested that maybe it's because they couldn't find trained birds. Obviously that is no excuse because this movie literally has dancing forks.
So I ask, why? Why no birds?
Petting Philippe does not compare!
Oh well, I guess. At least they gave us the Black Plague!