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    We Need To Talk About How Overwhelmingly Perfect Julianne Moore Is

    I'm Juliannesexual.

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I have an announcement: Julianne Moore is perfect. Honestly, this shouldn't be new information, but I feel as though I must talk about it anyway. So look. Look, and prepare to fall in love/quadruple the feelings you already have.

    First of all, let's talk about when she wore this white fringy dress.

    And this furry-sleeved number.


    We should also acknowledge when she arrived at the Gotham Awards looking like this:

    And I mean, while I'm at it, just how ridiculously flawless she is wherever she goes.

    Including here:

    And here:

    And holy shit, here. I THINK SHE'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

    This year she showed up at the Golden Globes looking like a mermaid goddess.


    And she also walked in a Chanel show and was literally better than any model ever.

    Whoever said redheads "shouldn't" wear red 1) should shut up and 2) HAS CLEARLY NEVER MET JULIANNE MOORE.

    She's consistently the most stunning person in a room.

    So much so that it makes my heart ache in a very real way that sometimes I call my doctor and they are like, "Are you looking at pictures of Julianne Moore again?" And I say, "Oh, yes, thanks doc."

    But besides constantly looking flawless. She's also overwhelmingly perfect when she does literally anything else. Like when she didn't want to deal with Mani Cam bullshit.

    When she accepted an award by first doing this:

    And when she carved out a permanent home in my heart after yelling "Fuck Spider-Man!" during an appearance on Billy on the Street.

    Basically: Julianne Moore is chic as fuck.

    And cool as fuck.

    And her Twitter account is adorable as fuck.

    Like, this is a good tweet.

    This is also a very good tweet.

    And this is also a very good tweet. SHE'S JUST REALLY NATURALLY GOOD AT TWITTER.

    By now if you weren't already madly in love with Julianne Moore, you should be. And if you're not, then you should get your brain checked.