Up until now I didn't think Bethenny Frankel was me. I thought she was Bethenny Frankel.
But...after this tweet of hers from today, I'm questioning what I thought I knew, and now I'm thinking...am I Bethenny Frankel????
I THINK MAYBE YEAH!!!
I need 70 cocktails 40 xanax, sex, a spa, a massage, medical marijuana, a bath, an IV, a manicure, a cupcake and a hug
Like, wait. I am Bethenny Frankel. And she is me. We are like, the same. But more than that. I am literally her. Like, wow, I am not "Lauren" as I suspected this whole time, I'm actually Bethenny.
I should have figured it out sooner!
