As we've all heard, Queen Elizabeth (of England) died at the age of 96. A lot of people gave their heartfelt condolences.
The original girl boss. One of the most inspirational women. The end of an era. 👑 RIP 💔 https://t.co/WZWpGIaXoH
Not everyone, though. Don't forget, the Queen lived a looooongggg and verryyyyyyyyy comfortable life. So anyway, here are a bunch of extremely good jokes that will send you to hell the fastest for laughing at. Don't forget that I'm just the messenger :).
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well they move fast
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Queen Elizabeth will return in Multiverse of Madness
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"It's time for a monarchy overHAUL — shop black attire on SHEIN in the next week and get 10% off with code LIZZIE"
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The queen dying just in time for sweatshirt and bike shorts weather is diana’s final revenge
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British people gotta watch us laugh at the queen and play football with our hands tonight it’s gotta feel like 1776
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TONIGHT: a brand new bombshell enters the villa
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(solemnly) yas queen
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pour one out today
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“DIANA OPEN UP THESE PEARLY GATES RIGHT NOW!!”
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The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes
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If British people didn't want us to joke around right now then they should have won the Battle of Yorktown
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I just watched them take all of Queen Elizabeth’s corgis out of Buckingham Palace and shoot them execution style out back :(
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fergie gotta sing london bridge at the funeral
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british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally
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did the queen die thinking harry styles spit on chris pine
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For my American followers: this is like if hamburger died
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we never did get to grab that drink…
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Standing outside buckingham palace With my portable speaker blasting see you again by Wiz khalifa
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mom can you pick me up? people are being sad about the queen in the group chat and i feel nothing
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BREAKING: the lisa rinna m&m has arrived at balmoral
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queen elizabeth was just in my DMs talking about flying me out for the weekend. this is crazy. RIP.
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florence pugh has just arrived at balmoral with an aperol spritz
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it’s called soccer now
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"britain is in shock" baby she was 96
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queen elizabeth won't see your funny little tweets abt her dying but her 4 year old great grandson prince louis of cambridge will bc I'm breaking into balmoral castle and reading them all out loud to him
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Cant believe Olivia Wilde’s PR team killed the queen to hide the rotten tomatoes score of Dont Worry Darling
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British people today
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british news when they heard that queen elizabeth is in the hospital
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The Founding Fathers in hell rn like https://t.co/kG5C89or9Q
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https://t.co/IyZS12ttJ7
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Sam Smith gave us Latch https://t.co/HHBric6Ccu
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WOT EVA APPENED TO EMPAFEE?? SHE'S STILL A YUMAN BEAN INNIT?
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The devil in hell rn
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the queens grandchildren at the funeral when they get a text saying “this isn’t bloody over - Q”
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Prince Harry: https://t.co/OzRcfvCHFt
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girls who studied abroad in london need your support right now ❤️
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Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.