As someone who has been in therapy for a loooonggggggg time, I approve of these tweets:
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I be kinda jealous knowing my therapist has other clients like oh ok
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therapist? oh you mean my gossip doctor?
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therapy isn’t enough i need to become my therapist’s favorite client
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My therapist yesterday: I've noticed that you make funny jokes or laugh when you talk about things that were painful for you. Where do you think that comes from? Me: You think my jokes are funny?
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therapy is so funny, like hi i’m here for my crying appointment
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When my therapist remembers everyone in my life’s name I’m like god ur good
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hate when my therapist smiles while i’m articulating a realization bc it’s like okay your face indicates you’ve known this all along (malpractice)
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Hate it when my therapist is all 'Maybe you're not a piece of shit?' and I have to be all begrudgingly like 'Yes, yes, sure, maybe I'm not a piece of shit'
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I feel good when my therapist helps me. but when they laugh at my jokes? i feel GREAT
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me when I crack a joke and make my therapist laugh after sobbing for 40 straight minutes
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me: i want a therapist to call me on my bullshit my therapist: your thoughts are wrong me: ey fuck you too pal
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My therapist: Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now me: ok rank us
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when my therapist asks how i’ve been the last two weeks
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went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke and my therapist just started writing faster what the hell was that
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Not to brag, but my therapist called me “the queen” of shoving my emotions down 💅🏼👑
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me when my therapist says i’m self aware
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my therapist: how are u ? me: im okay how are you?
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asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life
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Kinda scared to talk to a therapist cause they might ....
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would be a lot easier if my therapist could just like shadow me for a day
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me: boom boom boom let me hear you say way-ooh therapist: way-ooh
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The worst part about getting a new therapist is catching them up so I made a PowerPoint to help
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as a therapist i am paying u to listen to me the least u can do is giggle at the jokes i tell u 🙄
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Trying to apply what your therapist tells you
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hate when my therapist asks me "how are u" like what do u think? i'm in therapy
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telling my therapist that things are working feels so corny and I guess that circles back to my fear of intimacy - being vulnerable and honest. god she’s good, I hate her