Buzz·Posted on Mar 19, 202029 Tweets About Coronavirus That I'm Laughing At To Help Cope With This Giant Mess Of A Time We're InNone of this is funny except for (some of) the tweets.by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Brigid Delaney @BrigidWD in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out 12:55 AM - 16 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad This grocery store is wiped out of EVERYTHING. All they have left are containers and they even changed their name to The Container Store 03:06 PM - 18 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. mil♡ @amelianashh I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to change my Netflix password so my ex can’t use it anymore and it doesn’t really get much better than a national lockdown 11:37 PM - 16 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Molly Tolsky @mollytolsky Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her. 05:14 PM - 16 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Quinoaluigi @synthandlasers People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!" Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading." People: "No, not like that." Earth: "The US stock market is tanking." People: "Wait..." Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore." 06:10 AM - 17 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sean Thomason @TheThomason I’ve been social distancing and doing all the right things but I still wound up seeing that video of the celebrities singing Imagine. 04:46 AM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. nikki “cute trash” black @nikkiblackcat whelp that’s enough instagram for today 05:50 PM - 18 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Ally Hord @hordie We get it, Europe, you all have BALCONIES. 02:59 PM - 15 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Maria @Mariaa_bol 03:11 PM - 16 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Madame President @JLOCANTSlNG HOW TO AVOID CORONAVIRUS - Don't show up - Don't come out - Don't start caring about me now - Walk away, you know how - Don't start caring about me now 06:53 AM - 16 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Shannen Donoghue @shan_donoghue I like how “today is Thursday” is one of the top trends on Twitter bc no one has any concept of time or what day it is anymore during quarantine 02:32 PM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jen Statsky @jenstatsky how many calories are you guys burning per day? for me it’s 6 05:13 AM - 17 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Megan Amram @meganamram How good at basketball do you have to be to get a COVID test 11:38 PM - 16 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Shay Spence @chezspence we are entering an era of unprecedented recipe substitutions 04:22 AM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. JEREMY @jeremylevick First session w/ my therapist since quarantine. First thing I said was “so is anything going on in the news?” Not that funny, actually doesn’t even make sense as a question but it got the Biggest fucking laugh I heard in my life. We must take what we can get in these trying times 11:06 PM - 18 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. JP @jpbrammer every musician with a balcony is like now's my fucking chance 09:08 PM - 17 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Rachel Sennott @Rachel_Sennott I think everyone should sign all work emails “love you” for the time being 06:49 PM - 17 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio DAY 10: I’ve been sleeping on the couch to make my bed jealous. 05:06 PM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Kate Sidley @sidleykate Nothing like relaxing on the couch after a long day of being tense on the couch. 09:18 PM - 18 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. your own personal jesus @Kappa_Kappa just asked someone if they are “having a good pandemic” 11:13 PM - 16 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt Day 1 of quarantine: I'm going to take this as an opportunity to improve my health Day 2 of quarantine: Due to personal reasons, I am eating a lasagna in my shower 09:08 PM - 18 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. addie weyrich @spagaddie_sauce ok so if someone doesn’t text you back they hate you and if you put on make up to facetime someone it’s a date I’m sorry but those are the rules now 01:23 AM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Sam Morril @sammorril Every time I see a doctor on the news saying how hospitals are understaffed, I think well you‘re on TV. 01:12 AM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Dana Donnelly @danadonly me: what time is it? my sister: IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER 02:08 AM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. May Wilkerson @shutupmay Sorry I only date guys who are at least 6’ (away) 10:05 PM - 18 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Amy Miller @amymiller My Mom lied to me about who my dad was until I was 30 and I am MORE mad at her for going to Costco today. 01:55 AM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp little update about me i now like classical music and eat dinner at 1pm 06:04 AM - 17 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala Ah, quarantine. But first, I will meet up with 500 people at the grocery store to fight over beans. 10:30 PM - 13 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Blair Socci @blairsocci I slept 14 hours last night absolutely locked and fuckin loaded for a big day of hand washing and looking out the window 04:56 PM - 15 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite