1.
Does my therapist like me, or HATE ME?!
2.
Ok but does she like me more than her OTHER patients?
3.
What If I sat on the other side of the couch today?
4.
What if I actually LAID ON THE COUCH TODAY?
5.
Has anyone ever actually laid on the couch?
6.
She thinks I'm crazy, right?
7.
I know she just SAID I'm not crazy, but she probably actually thinks I'm crazy.
8.
I wonder if she's tried to find my Instagram or Facebook.
9.
Oh my god I wonder if we have any mutual friends.
10.
Am I talking too much?
11.
Should I be asking about their life?
12.
Do they ever talk about me to their friends?
13.
I wonder if they'd want to be friends with me outside of this office...
14.
I *think* I get what they mean.
15.
I don't get what they mean.
16.
Do they KNOW what the root of my problems are and they are just waiting for me to figure it all out?
17.
Shit Idk what to talk about next.
