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17 Things Bears Are Better At Than You

Don't even try because bears rule.

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1. Playing the trumpet.

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YOU SUCK AT THE TRUMPET, BUT BEARS ARE AWESOME AT THE TRUMPET.

2. Conga lines.

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You are always too drunk and your conga lines stink. Bears RULE at conga lines.

3. Taking out the trash.

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When's the last time you took out the trash? Bears are amazing at the removal of trash and organization of dumpsters.

4. Sliding.

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Come on you KNOW bears are awesome at sliding.

5. Hollerin' at your boy.

"GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING."

6. Dancing alone in the woods.

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You've probably never even danced alone in the woods.

7. Cannonballs.

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NO FEAR. JUST CANNONBALLS.

8. Hula-hooping.

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You can't even hula hoop for a SECOND. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE.

9. Baton twirling.

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DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A BATON IS?

10. Walking.

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You are SHIT at walking, probably always tripping and stuff.

11. Opening car doors.

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It's called chivalry. LEARN IT.

12. Jump roping.

Maybe you don't suck at jump-roping, but you definitely don't look this adorable while doing it. Not even you little Peggy-sue.

13. Doing fuckin' somersaults.

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NAILED IT.

14. Dissin' your friend.

TALK TO THE HAND MOFO.

15. Opening lunch boxes.

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I bet you open it in just one try which is LAME.

16. Waving.

Do you even know how to wave? Probably not.

17. Being tickled.

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"Bears. Whew. Wow." - BuzzFeed Editor Dave Stopera

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