17 Things Bears Are Better At Than You

    Don't even try because bears rule.

    1. Playing the trumpet.

    2. Conga lines.

    3. Taking out the trash.

    4. Sliding.

    5. Hollerin' at your boy.

    6. Dancing alone in the woods.

    7. Cannonballs.

    8. Hula-hooping.

    9. Baton twirling.

    10. Walking.

    11. Opening car doors.

    12. Jump roping.

    13. Doing fuckin' somersaults.

    14. Dissin' your friend.

    15. Opening lunch boxes.

    16. Waving.

    17. Being tickled.