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    17 Things Bears Are Better At Than You

    Don't even try because bears rule.

    1. Playing the trumpet.

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    YOU SUCK AT THE TRUMPET, BUT BEARS ARE AWESOME AT THE TRUMPET.

    2. Conga lines.

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    You are always too drunk and your conga lines stink. Bears RULE at conga lines.

    3. Taking out the trash.

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    When's the last time you took out the trash? Bears are amazing at the removal of trash and organization of dumpsters.

    4. Sliding.

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    Come on you KNOW bears are awesome at sliding.

    5. Hollerin' at your boy.

    "GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING."

    6. Dancing alone in the woods.

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    You've probably never even danced alone in the woods.

    7. Cannonballs.

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    NO FEAR. JUST CANNONBALLS.

    8. Hula-hooping.

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    You can't even hula hoop for a SECOND. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE.

    9. Baton twirling.

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    DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A BATON IS?

    10. Walking.

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    You are SHIT at walking, probably always tripping and stuff.

    11. Opening car doors.

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    It's called chivalry. LEARN IT.

    12. Jump roping.

    Maybe you don't suck at jump-roping, but you definitely don't look this adorable while doing it. Not even you little Peggy-sue.

    13. Doing fuckin' somersaults.

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    NAILED IT.

    14. Dissin' your friend.

    TALK TO THE HAND MOFO.

    15. Opening lunch boxes.

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    I bet you open it in just one try which is LAME.

    16. Waving.

    Do you even know how to wave? Probably not.

    17. Being tickled.

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    "Bears. Whew. Wow." - BuzzFeed Editor Dave Stopera

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