5. James Franco
With a body temperature of 371.85 degrees Kelvin, he’s average when it comes to heat. You might know him from Spiderman and Spiderman 2.
1. The Sun
You knew how this was going to end. You know the sun. You love the sun. Who loves the sun? YOU love the sun. It’s flaring. It’s smoking. It’s the girl next door, it’s the boy of your dreams. It’s the one you want to be with forever. The one to bring home to mom and dad. Your mate. Just don’t stare at it too long or IT’LL BURN YOUR EYES OUT.