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The Comments On This HGTV Cake Decorating Video Are So Fucking Good, You Have To Read Them

Ok, I love cake drama!!

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Okay, so: HGTV for some reason decided to enter the cake decorating world and post this video on Facebook that said, "Your party guests will ask who designed your cake. Tell them it was you." Then they showed us the cake...

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I was confused, but I wasn't alone, BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, THE PEOPLE OF FACEBOOK HAVE SPOKEN AND I'M TRULY LOVING WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY.

Denise's opinion:

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"Someone at HGTV obviously smoked some of the 'rosemary' and wanted to humor their fans. Nobody is going to serve this cake unless it's at a Christmas Ugly Sweater Party! Bahahaha!!!"

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Chad aka Chad the Genius had this to say:

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"First of all, frosting does not come off like that, they would have torn up half that cake. Secondly what the hell theme they going for? Might as well add a couple sticks of pepperoni."

Yaaass, Jennifer.

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"You know who was happy about this cake? The kid sitting with a bowl full of the frosting that you scraped off (and a big spoon)."

Yaaass, John!

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"At first I thought this was played in reverse or something.... Are these instructions for completely screwing up a cake? You could unbox a sheet cake, throw it in the yard, and it would be more appetizing than this."

OKAY, ASHLYN!!

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"I was so inspired by this video that I decided to decorate an oreo with onion dip... a cough drop.... a lemon wedge.... and a magnolia leaf...because that makes as much sense as this."

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Cari's thoughts:

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"It's a cake for dieters. The addition of the rosemary will taint the frosting and give it that super special after taste that allows you to take a bite and say, 'No thanks. I've had enough,' and really mean it." It's also an economical choice. You could serve an entire wedding party with just one cake."

Get 'em, Michele!

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"That looks like a hot mess. No one wants to pick yard clippings off the cake for 10 min to eat it! And what's with the 2 cookies on top with the fruit? Hell stick the car keys on there too."

Jessica speaks!!

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"I love the idea of naked cakes but don't pile your entire compost bin on top of it."

SHANNON!!!!

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"Why would you put rosemary on a cake? 🤢🤢 Rosemary is like the herpes of herbs it ruins everything it comes in contact with... it's super strong and disgusting."

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Laura said it.

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"Don't know the purpose of wiping off the frosting or adding yard clippings to a cake. No thanks!"

Chris went there!

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"They will ask who designed it so they can punch the person who took the frosting off a cake and replaced it with fruit and twigs."

And finally, Tony. TONY! Tonyyyyy.

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"I had been taking a break from Facebook because I was so tired of reading about Trump, Nazis, etc. Now I come back for a brief moment and see cakes are now being stripped of their frosting and garnished with weeds. I think my Facebook hiatus will continue."

So anyway, my official recommendation is to take the next 10 hours of your day and just hang out in the comments section of this video. That's what I plan on doing. Sorry to my boss!