Okay, so: HGTV for some reason decided to enter the cake decorating world and post this video on Facebook that said, "Your party guests will ask who designed your cake. Tell them it was you." Then they showed us the cake...
Basically... 1) They took off the icing on the sides because it's "naked style" and obviously a ~vintage~ cake.
2) They added rosemary and other herbs to the top of the cake (?????).
3) They dumped a whole lot of strawberries, one lemon wedge. and two macarons on top.
And then 4) they added MORE rosemary and herbs to the bottom of the cake. Now the cake is fully suffocated in herbs.
I was confused, but I wasn't alone, BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, THE PEOPLE OF FACEBOOK HAVE SPOKEN AND I'M TRULY LOVING WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY.