WowOwWowoOWow The Parents In "Rugrats" Are Not Old Like I Thought They Were

Mamma mia I see everything differently now.

Ever had an existential crisis? What about a midlife crisis? Or a quarter-life crisis? Or just your daily 3 p.m. crisis? Well guess what, I've had em' all, and am currently suffering through them at this very moment! Because I'm realizing for the first time how old the parents on Rugrats were. Turns out they they were not 56 like I imagined. They were................YOUNG!!!!!

Didi Pickles was 32.

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YEAH, this person is not 63!

Stu Pickles was 33.

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But seemed as exhausted as a 69-year-old man.

Betty DeVille was 32.

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She's literally only, like...3.5 years older than me!!!

Harold DeVille was 33.

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TELL ME HE'S NOT AT LEAST 45.

Drew Pickles was 34.

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Actually he kinda looks like a kewl hipster 34-year-old dad. I'll give him this one.

Charlotte Pickles was 34.

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SHE WAS LITERALLY THE CEO OF A HUGE CORPORATION, AND WORE A PANTSUIT WITH A TIE EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE!!!!

Chas Finster was 34.

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What to heck?!!

Oh and Angelica was only 3 (three!!!) years old. Literally a toddler. A forkin' toddler!

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Anyway, this is me 'cause I got played:

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