The 9 Stages Of Tripping And Falling In Public
But really, how are we expected to even balance on just two sticks made of bones our whole lives anyway?
Stage 1: Walking
Stage 2: The actual trip
Stage 3: You are on the floor
Stage 4: Feeling like you want to fall off the face of this planet
Stage 5: Getting up
Stage 6: Placing the blame
Stage 7: Standing there while everyone laughs at you
Stage 8: Telling everyone — including strangers — that you are OK
Stage 9: Running to the bathroom to cry
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