The other day I was scrolling through Facebook, doin' my own thing and enjoying my mundane life, when I came across a video. It is called "Wine and Cheese Shots."
I like wine. I like cheese. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
WELL, TURNS OUT EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING COULD GO WRONG.
First, let's gather round and watch the video all together.
OK! Now let's talk about it like rational, adult humans.
First of all, no.
The above statement is false. Everyone knows the best way to have wine and cheese is to consume it on a vineyard in Italy or France and have someone else pick up the tab. Maybe something like this:
Secondly...NO AGAIN!! In what world do we drink wine with a shredded orange cheddar cheese?? It's INHUMANE.
Thirdly....wHhAaaTTTTT??!?!?! Like I said, I love cheese, BUT THAT IS NO LONGER CHEESE.
I'm gonna need a napkin!!!
Can't unsee.
But wait! There's more. Now the cheese must sit, and re-solidify into its FOURTH/final form.
I'm no fromager, but...this seems wrong!
VERY WRONG.
EXTREMELY WRONG!!!
Again, I'm not a professional cheese person. However, in my time I've enjoyed cheese and wine. Lots of it! And while partaking in my cheese-eating hobby, I've learned that you don't pour the wine on the cheese and then eat cheese soaked wine.
It's more like the wine and the cheese are enjoyed together...but SEPARATELY.
Here's another example:
In conclusion, give this woman an Oscar:
