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27 Bikini Bottoms That Will Make You Say “Damn, SpongeBob Had Some Juicy Butts"

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27. Mr. Krabs' Big Red Butt:

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A perfect butt to start with. Note the glistening white squares, almost like little windows inviting you in to what one can only assume is a world of unimaginable riches. Honestly? That's a world I'd love to explore.

26. SpongeBob's Big Ol' Egg Shaped Behind:

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Waiter? Check please. Now THIS is a butt. Like the chick waiting to be born from the fragile prison it resides in, those egg shaped glutes are surely only the beginning.

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18. Bubble Bass' Big Booming Butt:

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Hard for me to look past what Bubble Bass tried to pull with those pickles and grade this butt fairly. It's big, it's luscious, but it's just not for me.

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16. Patrick's Golf Butt:

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We love a practical use of the butt around here. Great to see Patrick putting his glutes where his mouth is and playing the King's Game off the King's muscle - the anus.

15. Kevin The Sea Cucumber's Big Ol' Lumpy Butt:

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Not sure how I feel about this one. While it is a butt and that by definition means it's fantastic, it also looks like a balloon that contracted a venereal disease. Gonna have to next it.

13. Patrick's Wedgie Butt:

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This is groundbreaking butt. While all the previous butts on this list have been fantastic, sure, this is a butt that shows us what an actual behind looks like — imperfections and all. Take your unrealistic butt standards and shove them... you are beautiful.

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12. SpongeBob's Compartment Butt:

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Fantastic, almost poetic butt. While it may be closed off to the outside world, with the right care and the right amount of attention, any butt can open up to you. It truly is beautiful.

11. SpongeBob's Bodacious Icy Butt:

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So, get this: this butt looks cold, but man it's making me feel all hot. Truly the butt paradox. I hope this is a scene in the next Frozen movie because Let that butt go... to magical places!

10. Patrick's Bony Butt:

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Hard to look at, but this is reality for many. Some people have butts, many have big butts, and some have lit'ral bones sticking out of their butts. It is what it is.

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2. SpongeBob's Bountiful Rainbow Butt:

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This, my friends, is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. A true bounty. A treasure trove of crack and cheeks! The plush butt that you only hear about in fairytales. Beautiful.