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27 Bikini Bottoms That Will Make You Say “Damn, SpongeBob Had Some Juicy Butts"

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27. Mr. Krabs' Big Red Butt:

A perfect butt to start with. Note the glistening white squares, almost like little windows inviting you in to what one can only assume is a world of unimaginable riches. Honestly? That's a world I'd love to explore.
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A perfect butt to start with. Note the glistening white squares, almost like little windows inviting you in to what one can only assume is a world of unimaginable riches. Honestly? That's a world I'd love to explore.

26. SpongeBob's Big Ol' Egg Shaped Behind:

Waiter? Check please. Now THIS is a butt. Like the chick waiting to be born from the fragile prison it resides in, those egg shaped glutes are surely only the beginning.
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Waiter? Check please. Now THIS is a butt. Like the chick waiting to be born from the fragile prison it resides in, those egg shaped glutes are surely only the beginning.

25. Patrick's Shiny Black Latex Butt:

Wow — what a striking image. Love this butt. It's mysterious, yet familiar. Big, yet manageable. Now this here is a butt I can get into.
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Wow — what a striking image. Love this butt. It's mysterious, yet familiar. Big, yet manageable. Now this here is a butt I can get into.

24. SpongeBob's Regular Ol' Butt:

Now that's a butt that I would give a 20% tip too. Dare I say... a 25% tip!
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Now that's a butt that I would give a 20% tip too. Dare I say... a 25% tip!

23. Patrick's Exposed Crack:

It's like my grand pappy used to say: a watched butt never boils.
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It's like my grand pappy used to say: a watched butt never boils.

22. Plankton's Tiny Little Butt:

It's always the evil guys that have the lovely little butts.
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It's always the evil guys that have the lovely little butts.

21. Plankton's Tinier Little Butt:

Well, wouldn't ya know it. It got lovelier and littlier. LOVE PLANKTON AND HIS LITTLE PRECIOUS BUTT!!!
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Well, wouldn't ya know it. It got lovelier and littlier. LOVE PLANKTON AND HIS LITTLE PRECIOUS BUTT!!!

20. Hyperrealistic Patrick Crack:

Such a mysterious image. What lies beyond the butt? What lies twixt the crack? The darkness is as ominous as it is inviting.
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Such a mysterious image. What lies beyond the butt? What lies twixt the crack? The darkness is as ominous as it is inviting.

19. Flaming SpongeBob Butt:

Reminds me of the time I got a little overzealous with the Thai leftovers in my fridge. I made that mistake once, and I'll never make it again. Not for me.
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Reminds me of the time I got a little overzealous with the Thai leftovers in my fridge. I made that mistake once, and I'll never make it again. Not for me.

18. Bubble Bass' Big Booming Butt:

Hard for me to look past what Bubble Bass tried to pull with those pickles and grade this butt fairly. It's big, it's luscious, but it's just not for me.
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Hard for me to look past what Bubble Bass tried to pull with those pickles and grade this butt fairly. It's big, it's luscious, but it's just not for me.

17. Patrick's Glute Master Butt:

That's an infomercial worthy butt. Suzanne Summers would be proud. A beautiful tush for all TVs.
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That's an infomercial worthy butt. Suzanne Summers would be proud. A beautiful tush for all TVs.

16. Patrick's Golf Butt:

We love a practical use of the butt around here. Great to see Patrick putting his glutes where his mouth is and playing the King's Game off the King's muscle - the anus.
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We love a practical use of the butt around here. Great to see Patrick putting his glutes where his mouth is and playing the King's Game off the King's muscle - the anus.

15. Kevin The Sea Cucumber's Big Ol' Lumpy Butt:

Not sure how I feel about this one. While it is a butt and that by definition means it's fantastic, it also looks like a balloon that contracted a venereal disease. Gonna have to next it.
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Not sure how I feel about this one. While it is a butt and that by definition means it's fantastic, it also looks like a balloon that contracted a venereal disease. Gonna have to next it.

14. Laser Butt:

Reminds me of the time after the time I was a little overzealous with those Thai leftovers because I felt like there was no way it could happen twice in one day.
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Reminds me of the time after the time I was a little overzealous with those Thai leftovers because I felt like there was no way it could happen twice in one day.

13. Patrick's Wedgie Butt:

This is groundbreaking butt. While all the previous butts on this list have been fantastic, sure, this is a butt that shows us what an actual behind looks like — imperfections and all. Take your unrealistic butt standards and shove them... you are beautiful.
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This is groundbreaking butt. While all the previous butts on this list have been fantastic, sure, this is a butt that shows us what an actual behind looks like — imperfections and all. Take your unrealistic butt standards and shove them... you are beautiful.

12. SpongeBob's Compartment Butt:

Fantastic, almost poetic butt. While it may be closed off to the outside world, with the right care and the right amount of attention, any butt can open up to you. It truly is beautiful.
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Fantastic, almost poetic butt. While it may be closed off to the outside world, with the right care and the right amount of attention, any butt can open up to you. It truly is beautiful.

11. SpongeBob's Bodacious Icy Butt:

So, get this: this butt looks cold, but man it's making me feel all hot. Truly the butt paradox. I hope this is a scene in the next Frozen movie because Let that butt go... to magical places!
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So, get this: this butt looks cold, but man it's making me feel all hot. Truly the butt paradox. I hope this is a scene in the next Frozen movie because Let that butt go... to magical places!

10. Patrick's Bony Butt:

Hard to look at, but this is reality for many. Some people have butts, many have big butts, and some have lit'ral bones sticking out of their butts. It is what it is.
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Hard to look at, but this is reality for many. Some people have butts, many have big butts, and some have lit'ral bones sticking out of their butts. It is what it is.

9. Doodlebob Butt:

Nehoy, menoy. Hoy... menoy. Nehoy menoy hoy.
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Nehoy, menoy. Hoy... menoy. Nehoy menoy hoy.

8. Furry Green Butt:

Only one thing to say, amigo.... YOUR ASS IS GRASS!!! LITERALLY!!!
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Only one thing to say, amigo.... YOUR ASS IS GRASS!!! LITERALLY!!!

7. SpongeBob's Ripped Pants Butt:

Oftentimes we can get caught up in the hustle and bustle of life.
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Oftentimes we can get caught up in the hustle and bustle of life.

6. SpongeBob's Hidden Door Butt:

Sometimes your butt just needs a little breeze. How refreshed does that butt look? Very refreshed.
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Sometimes your butt just needs a little breeze. How refreshed does that butt look? Very refreshed.

5. Patrick's Sleeping Butt

SHHHHH, don't wake the butt! Be very quiet. It needs its beauty rest for the next day. Night night, butt.
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SHHHHH, don't wake the butt! Be very quiet. It needs its beauty rest for the next day. Night night, butt.

4. SpongeBob's Quaint Batbutt:

FINALLY, a superhero with perfectly round and perky buttocks. This is the hero that Gotham needs. Heck, I'd look at that big ol' Goth-HAM all day.
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FINALLY, a superhero with perfectly round and perky buttocks. This is the hero that Gotham needs. Heck, I'd look at that big ol' Goth-HAM all day.

3. Patrick's Supportive Butt:

This is what I love to see. BUTTS SUPPORTING BUTTS. Hey, Obama, how about we see a little more of this in Washington this year?
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This is what I love to see. BUTTS SUPPORTING BUTTS. Hey, Obama, how about we see a little more of this in Washington this year?

2. SpongeBob's Bountiful Rainbow Butt:

This, my friends, is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. A true bounty. A treasure trove of crack and cheeks! The plush butt that you only hear about in fairytales. Beautiful.
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This, my friends, is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. A true bounty. A treasure trove of crack and cheeks! The plush butt that you only hear about in fairytales. Beautiful.

1. Gary's Big, Luscious Butt:

Any surprise here? This is the perfect butt. It really doesn't get better than this. Hubba hubba, hello nurse, etc.
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Any surprise here? This is the perfect butt. It really doesn't get better than this. Hubba hubba, hello nurse, etc.

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