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I invented a new quarantine snack called “second pb and jelly” which is when u already had a pb&j and then you have another right after
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Quarantine Day 1: Buying 20 lbs of rice Quarantine Day 2: Using half of it on a 7-course risotto tasting menu cuz I’m bored
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Well, old girl, you’re about to have the busiest month of your life
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*day 5 of quarantine with my family* my brother: good morning me:
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Quarantine day 2: I am already so sick of eating toilet paper for every meal. No clue why everyone is doing this.
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me telling my future children about what being quarantined was like:
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My cat thinks this is a fucking joke. #coronapocolypse
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Me changing from one pair of pajamas to another during self-quarantine
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Me and two my brain cells one week into social distancing
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me on day 2 of quarantine https://t.co/iNs4JIjtHE
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Quarantine day 6.
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self quarantine at my bosses house so far so good
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Putting on a concert for my pet rocks during self-quarantine
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Day 25 of me chatting with me, myself and I during my self-quarantine and social distancing
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It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Isolation.
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Me being discovered after one week of quarantine
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Me interacting with my husband when peak quarantine madness sets in
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#QuarantineLife A couple of weeks of isolation with family. What can go wrong?
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quarantine day 3 - i haven’t shaved my legs in two months
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me after eating all of my quarantine snacks in two days
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Day 3 of quarantine #CoronaIreland
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my ex has not reached out to me during the quarantine which means he can never contact me ever again. Imagine being like “happy thanksgiving” after not saying anything during this