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Selena Gomez, Are You Kidding Me Right Now?!?!?

She's too good for us, also slightly nsfw if you're sensitive to human nipples.

Hi, Selena. It's me, Lauren. And I have one question for you: ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME RIGHT NOW?

Like, r u freaking kidding me? Because you look so damn good, you've just gotta be kiddin' me!

I mean, you literally always look good (duh), but when I saw these pics, in my head I was like, ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME??!?!?!??!

Are. You. Kidding. Me. with this sublimity?

I mean, every day it's like, "Wham bam, I'm Selena Gomez and I'm perfect."

And then, to top it all off, last night you were out with The Weeknd and I turned to all my friends and said, ARE YA KIDDIN ME?!?!?!?!?!???!

I repeat. ARE YOU KIDDINGGGG ME with your excellence???

Are.

You.

Kiddin' me.

I know you're not kidding me but I still can't help but think that maybe you're kiddin' me.

And yes, this post was written by a 5th grader. Bye!