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32 Revelations Discovered In Kim Kardashian's Old Tweets

It's like I'm looking into Kim's soul.

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The year was 2009 and Kim Kardashian joined Twitter. She proceeded to tweet gems into this world. This is a look back on what a beautiful thing her old twitter was and how much we can learn just by going back in time a bit.

1. She has a cavity-sensing superpower:

i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me

2. With this power she can just smell cavities in people:

i can smell by having one conversation with someone! sooo weird huh!

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3. And her power never fails her:

Someone has a cavity in the car I'm in. I can smell it.

4. She was at least a tiny bit friendly with Spencer and Heidi:

@spencerpratt He's at the gym now, u should go meet him! Lets all work out together

5. And wanted to hang out with them:

@spencerpratt are u in town next week? Reggie & I will both be in LA!

6. Nicole Richie reminds her of her jeep:

7. One time her filling came out:

OMG I was chewing a piece of gum and my filling came out!

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8. In 2009 she learned a pickle was a pickled cucumber.

Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

9. Accents baffle her:

Isn't it weird how singers like Rihanna & Celine Dion sing in an American accent but really speak w an accent

10. She wears a retainer:

My retainer is cutting the inside of my mouth, maybe its too small. I need 2 go 2 the orthodontist :(

11. She once uttered the words "Sweetie please cover ur swiney":

A little kid just coughed literally in my face on the plane. Is it rude I said "sweetie please cover ur swiney" I'm not about 2 get sick!

12. SMH means shaking my head:

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13. She want(ed) everything in the SkyMall:

RIP SkyMall.

14. She accepts that she's a bore:

I am such a bore!!!! Sometimes I'd rather be in bed laughing by myself at funny youtube videos than socializing in a club!I accept im a bore

15. She's motivational:

16. She also didn't understand Inception:

What's the deal w Inception? Was he dreaming at the end? Someone help explain?

17. She is unsure about the carb content in peanuts:

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18. She loves country music!!

19. She probably misses BBM a lot.

I melt when someone calls me baby! *bbm blushing face*

20. She didn't like a dream she had:

I just had a really weird dream about someone I didn't want to be dreaming about. Weird

21. She's the QUEEN of Scattergories.

22. She can't deal with memory lane.

I'm at dinner w my mom in Capri and she won't stop w the sob stories of her honeymoon here 100 yrs ago! I just can't deal w memory lane mom

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23. But only because she knows it's her future.

I love my mom so much and we r so alike, I see myself doing this in 20 yrs. Tears at the dinner table! The whole restraunts starring, help!

24. She loves z apple strudel.

I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel

25. She needs to feel buttons.

ok I'm sorry but I just need to feel buttons. This ipad is frustrating me so badly!!!! I can't figure any of this out!

26. She watches Cash Cab.

I soooo want to get picked up by the cash cab!

27. There's truly nothing like this:

Nothing like a late night drive in a Maybach blasting Frank Sinatra in New York City

28. She went to go see Drag Me to Hell in theaters...

About to watch "Drag Me To Hell" w Reggie. Anybody seen it? How is it?

29. But walked out.

This movie is sooo stupid! We are walking out.

30. She loves Maury:

I'm obsessed with Maury Povich & the paternity tests!

31. She loves "cinnabun":

That cinnabun smell at the airport gets me everytime :-(

32. And she's a scientist.

Don't drink bottled water thats been left in a car!Heat reacts w the chemicals in the plastic bottle which releases dioxin into the water.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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