The year was 2009 and Kim Kardashian joined Twitter. She proceeded to tweet gems into this world. This is a look back on what a beautiful thing her old twitter was and how much we can learn just by going back in time a bit.
1.She has a cavity-sensing superpower:
2.With this power she can just smell cavities in people:
3.And her power never fails her:
4.She was at least a tiny bit friendly with Spencer and Heidi:
5.And wanted to hang out with them:
6.Nicole Richie reminds her of her jeep:
7.One time her filling came out:
8.In 2009 she learned a pickle was a pickled cucumber.
9.Accents baffle her:
10.She wears a retainer:
11.She once uttered the words "Sweetie please cover ur swiney":
12.SMH means shaking my head:
13.She want(ed) everything in the SkyMall:
14.She accepts that she's a bore:
16.She also didn't understand Inception:
17.She is unsure about the carb content in peanuts:
18.She loves country music!!
19.She probably misses BBM a lot.
20.She didn't like a dream she had:
21.She's the QUEEN of Scattergories.
22.She can't deal with memory lane.
23.But only because she knows it's her future.
24.She loves z apple strudel.
25.She needs to feel buttons.
26.She watches Cash Cab.
27.There's truly nothing like this:
28.She went to go see Drag Me to Hell in theaters...