1. She was most likely a wild child:
2. But, she doesn’t know what a dildo is (haha YEAH, SURE MARTHA):
3. She thinks freezing cottage cheese is a crazy concept and doesn’t understand why anyone would:
4. She could have had many back-up careers:
5. She wants to be Snoop’s BFF:
6. She has never been to GOOPS home:
7. She is suspicious about the Ellen oscar selfie:
9. She is definitely not a slave to fashion:
10. She thinks South Park is cute:
11. And also Pharrell Williams:
12. She can apparantly only eat one taco at a time:
13. She’s technically still modeling:
14. SHE IS THE APPLE EXPERT:
15. She knows how to be polite:
16. She is anti-truffle oil:
17. She’s a good sport:
18. It’s possible that she has 1,000 sets of sheets:
19. And, most importantly, she is a sexpert:
- Despite Democrats threatening to filibuster, Republicans are confident Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court next week.
- Lyft has started testing a shuttle service in San Francisco and Chicago.
- Let the Brexit countdown begin: Prime Minister Theresa May has invoked Article 50. Britain is set to leave the EU by 2019.
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