1.
She was most likely a wild child:
2.
But, she doesn't know what a dildo is (haha YEAH, SURE MARTHA):
3.
She thinks freezing cottage cheese is a crazy concept and doesn't understand why anyone would:
4.
She could have had many back-up careers:
5.
She wants to be Snoop's BFF:
6.
She has never been to GOOPS home:
7.
She is suspicious about the Ellen oscar selfie:
8.
She can't remember her prison nickname because she doesn't think about the past:
9.
She is definitely not a slave to fashion:
10.
She thinks South Park is cute:
12.
She can apparantly only eat one taco at a time:
13.
She's technically still modeling:
14.
SHE IS THE APPLE EXPERT:
15.
She knows how to be polite:
16.
She is anti-truffle oil:
18.
It's possible that she has 1,000 sets of sheets:
19.
And, most importantly, she is a sexpert:
