6. He has perfectly white and straight teeth and definitely brushes at least twice a day.
8. Also his eyebrows are thick and lustrous and beautifully shaped.
9. And they are the perfect canopies for eyyyyyyyyyy — OH SORRY GOT LOST IN HIS EYES. What was I saying?
14. And his biceps are like those of Zeus.
25. The End.
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- President Obama commuted Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for giving classified documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
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