1. This travesty:
2. This amateur art:
3. The deep, deep ponytail struggles...
4. ...in so many forms:
5. Also the "messy bun" struggles:
6. And the sheet mask struggles:
7. And the long nail struggles:
8. Aaaaaand the hair tie struggle:
9. ALL of the hair tie struggles.
10. So many struggles.
11. The wandering boob:
12. THIS. EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
13. Learning how to be patient:
14. Eyebrow issues:
15. The death crunch under your feet:
16. Prepping for parenthood:
17. All the hair that left before its time:
18. A new you:
19. But also THE CUTS.
20. The mental math:
21. The painful truth:
22. The post-room-cleaning loot:
23. Using what you've got:
24. THE RELIEF:
25. Coming to terms with the beginning of the end:
26. And finally, any given day/minute of your period:
