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    Posted on Jan 20, 2015

    9 Variations Of The Word "Stomach" That No Self-Respecting Adult Should Ever Use

    If you aren't a baby or talking to a baby, then these words are not for you.

    1. Belly

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    Used in a sentence: "My belly hurts."

    Easy fix: "My stomach hurts."

    2. Bewwwy

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    Used in a sentence: "I have butterfwies in my bewwwy."

    Easy fix: "I have butterflies in my stomach."

    3. Tum-tum

    Used in a sentence: "My tum-tum is grumbling."

    Easy Fix: "My stomach is grumbling"

    4. Stummy

    Used in a sentence: "My stummy is gonna eat itself!"

    Easy fix: "My stomach is going to eat itself!"

    5. Stummy Wummy

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    Used in a sentence: "My stummy wummy is feeling crummy mummy."

    Easy Fix: "My stomach is feeling crummy, anyone have some Pepto-Bismol, I'm 31 years old."

    6. Tummsy Mummsy

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    Used in a sentence: "Uh ohhh, I feel a poopy coming from my tummsy mummsy."


    Easy Fix:
    "A shit is building up in my stomach, I ate too much kale."

    7. Tummy tum tum, rum pum pum

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    Used in a sentence: It's actually only been used once, by a woman named Janet, and she said, "My tummy tum tum, rum pum pum feels bloated today!"

    Easy Fix: Janet died. But if she were alive, "My stomach feels bloated today."

    8. Bloopy bloppy tummy moppy

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    Used in a sentence: "Hey, look at my bloopy bloppy tummy moppy!"

    Easy Fix: "Hey, look at my stomach!"

    9. Tummy

    Used in a sentence: "My tummy aches."

    Easy Fix: No fix for this person. They are doomed.

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