Today I saw this pic that Ed Westwick (aka Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl) posted and I was like, "Hehh?????" So, I'd like to bring everyone's attention to this photo now, so we can discuss together.
Here it is, people!!! Ed Westwick, in like, a gas station, maybe?? Holding up a can of Spam, and exposing his whole frontal area.
This was his caption:
Now, I'm no dumb dumb. He's holding up a can of Spam against his ears like it's a phone. So it's like, a Spam phone call. I get it!!! HAHHAHAHA. Nice.
But this is the part that has confused me. WHAT DOES HIS ABDOMEN AREA HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?
AND WHY ARE HIS NIPPLES A PART OF THIS TOO?
Like I said, the Spam bit I get! I think we can all agree that it's a fairly easy joke to understand!
It's when I take five steps back, adjust my beret, squint my eyes, take a long drag from my really long and skinny cigarette, and look at the the entire photo that I go "Hehh???????????" Because I just don't understand what the nips and abs have to do with anything!!!
If anyone can help me comprehend, please, I'm open to understanding. But I will not be accepting this photo at this time. Not until the nip exposure is sufficiently explained. Thank you. Bye.