2. First of all, your fart literally CHANGED HIS LIFE:
3. It was a HUGE turn on (surprisingly to him!!!):
4. HE PROBABLY LOVES KE$HA.
5. He just wants to thank you an/or have the pleasure of inhaling another one of your whifters:
6. He is clean and sane:
7. Best of luck to all involved, I hope that this man finds the fair farting maiden he is looking for.
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