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How Big Of A One Direction Fan Are You Really?

How much directioner do you have in you?

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    Can you name all six members of the group?
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    You didn't check the above line because you know there are only FIVE members and that I was tricking you?
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    Are you familiar with Zayn?
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    And Harry?
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    And Louis?
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    And Liam?
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    And Jerry?
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    Again, you didn't check the one above because you know that THERE IS NO JERRY, THE LAST ONE IS NIALL, and I tricked you again.
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    You can't pick a favorite because they are all so damn cute.
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    (But really your favorite is Harry)
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    (No, it's Zayn)
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    (No, it's Louis)
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    You have a One Direction Calandar..
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    ...and a One Direction Toothbrush...
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    ...and a One Direction shirt...
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    ...and sweatpants...
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    ...and a HOODIE.
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    Your room is covered in One Direction posters.
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    You saw "This is Us" opening weekend...
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    ...and cried when Liam's dad was talking about Liam being away from home.
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    You know how many nipples Harry has...
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    And you love each one of them equally.
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    You've camped out for a 1D event...
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    Or a few.
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    Or a dozen.
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    In your most played area of Itunes, you'll find at least 10 1D songs
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    You now exactly what Harry's favorite pair of jeans looks like.
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    You know all of their birthdays.
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    And how old they are.
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    And what town they were born in.
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    And their parent's names.
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    And how many siblings they have.
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    You own a 1D doll...
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    Or all of them...
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    And you role play with those dolls and they are your only real friends.
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    You've traveled more than 50 miles to seek out 1D..
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    ...more than 100 miles...
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    ...more than a THOUSAND MILES??!?!
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    You know who Gemma is.
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    And you've tried to befriend her to get to Harry.
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    You cried during the "Story Of My Life" video...
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    ...and have watched it over 100 times.
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    You'd throw away all your spoons for Liam and you know why.
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    You follow all the boys on twitter.
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    And gotten one of them to tweet back to you.
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    You know that their album "Midnight Memories" is really good, no matter what anyone says.
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    When you think about them you want to cry...
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    ...and you always think about them...
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    ...so you are basically always crying.
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    You get angry when people compare them to "The Wanted."
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    BECAUSE IT'S CLEAR THEY ARE FAR SUPERIOR.
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    You've referred to any one of them as your husband.
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    And your parents are worried about you.
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    When any of their songs come on the radio, you tell everyone to shut up and turn the volume to the highest it can go.
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    You know Harry's middle name.
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    And Zayn's.
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    And Niall's
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    And Liam's.
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    And Louis'.
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    You got a tattoo that matches one that one of them has.
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    You got all the tattoos that they all have.
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    When they color coordinate their clothes you scream inside because it's so cute.
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    When Liam cut his hair you texted all your friends.
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    Basically any time they do anything you text your friends.
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    A Picture of one of them is your phone background.
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    And computer background.
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    And avatar on twitter.
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    Your twitter handle has "One Direction" or something of that nature in it.
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    Your twitter handle is "1Dbiggestfan"
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    You are their self proclaimed biggest fan.
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    You've met one member of the band.
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    You've met at least two members of the band.
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    You have a selfie with someone from the band...
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    ...you have a picture with EVERYONE in the band.
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    You support Harry's headband style no matter what.
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    You are listening to a 1D song AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
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    You put a 1D song on at this very moment if you weren't already listening to one.
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    You have their instagrams bookmarked.
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    You follow Mama Twist on twitter.
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    And @GregHoran87
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    You standby Zayn's decision to wear turtlenecks.
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    You own one of their perfumes.
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    You ACTUALLY wear one of their perfumes.
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    You know where each member of the band is on this day, right now.
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    You bond instantly with someone when they say they like One Direction too.
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    You have an album full of their baby photos.
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    You've seen them in concert at least once...
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    ...at least twice...
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    ..six times or more.
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    You've had a One Direction themed birthday party..
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    ...or Bar/Bat Mitzvah...
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    ...OR WEDDING.
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    You know how good Harry looks in a tiny gold thong.
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    You've watched their X-Factor audition tapes several times.
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    You spend most evenings watching interview videos of the boys.
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    You know that all of their smiles are perfect.
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    You know that all of their hair is perfect.
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    You've memorized the dance routine from "Best Song Ever..."
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    And you know their "dance routines" are way better than any other kind of dancing.
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    YOU ARE A DIRECTIONER TRIED AND TRUE AND WILL BE FOR LIFE.

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