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    28 Tweets About What's Currently Going On With The Stock Market That You'll Laugh At Even If You Understand None Of It

    I am confused but laughing.

    If you've been alive the past couple of days, you've probably noticed there's been a lot of talk about stocks, the stock market, and companies like GameStop and AMC. I know nothing about stocks and can barely understand what is happening, but these tweets still made me laugh. So here are tweets that are funny even if stock stuff makes absolutely no sense to you.

    1.

    Me disguising myself as a hedge so that I can get funds

    Twitter: @joegunn

    2.

    prayers for girls whose boyfriends just said "should i try to short the gamestop stock" despite not knowing what a 401k is

    Twitter: @rebexxxxa

    3.

    Twitter: @noleftairpod

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    I bought two AMC shares yesterday and I don’t even mind if it tanks. Love the movies. Just here for a good time.

    Twitter: @ellorysmith

    5.

    Wall Street: "greed is good" Reddit: "buys a stock" Wall Street: not like that

    Twitter: @DocumentingBTC

    6.

    you’re not gonna believe this but i looked at facebook and it turns out every single person i knew in high school is now an expert on both constitutional law and the stock market

    Twitter: @arb

    7.

    GameStop sitting amongst Tesla and Amazon after reddit users make it a Fortune 500 company

    Twitter: @Jordan_Deeb

    8.

    buying stock in claire’s and limited too, who’s with me

    Twitter: @jillboard

    9.

    a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

    Twitter: @avalonpenrose

    10.

    Quarantine 2020: I learned how to make bread! Quarantine 2021: I am the Wolf of Wall Street.

    Twitter: @FullFrontalSamB

    11.

    I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

    Twitter: @kevinfarzad

    12.

    Twitter: @PaulLaw10

    13.

    Rich People: wHy dOn'T tHe pOoR jUsT iNvEsT tHeIr mOnEy Poor People: Ok. Rich People: ... Rich People: wait stop

    Twitter: @JUSTINtime4aLAF

    14.

    the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text

    Twitter: @sarahclazarus

    15.

    how it feels to have zero shares of game stop

    Twitter: @INF1N1TEMUSIC

    16.

    Twitter: @_wchiv

    17.

    my retirement plan is simple: four days ago I started trading exactly one stock

    Twitter: @netw3rk

    18.

    everyone grabbing stocks with little-to-no idea of what’s going on or how the stock market works

    Twitter: @FeelingFisky

    19.

    you inside her dms, I’m insider trading. we aren’t the same

    Twitter: @desusnice

    20.

    i'm a fucking shark baby. buy stocks, sell stocks, win big time. i can smell blood in the water from a mile off, that is if my nose isn't too damn full of cocaine. my teeth are falling out because i grind too hard to brush them, but i'll just grow another row

    Twitter: @shutupmikeginn

    21.

    my brain trying to add up GameStop + stock market + Reddit + robinhood + hedge funds + Wall Street angry + AMC + eat the rich

    Twitter: @echo_shiann

    22.

    You think it's funny modern day robber barons lost a bunch of Monopoly money due to Internet trolls? You think it's funny they lobbied to create the entire financial regulatory apparatus that allowed that to happen? You think it's funny they're sobbing into their martinis and

    Twitter: @kenklippenstein

    23.

    For anyone confused about the GameStop thing here’s a quick explanation: GameStop is a store where you can buy or sell games

    Twitter: @munemoji

    24.

    me, trying to figure out how to buy bitcoins or stocks online when i have no clue what any of it means:

    Twitter: @yasminesummanx

    25.

    gonna understand this stock market shit in no time

    Twitter: @jennifermerr

    26.

    my bf explaining to me the stock market while i explain to him the full moon in leo

    Twitter: @angeapangea

    27.

    $0 invested in stocks but 100% invested in this energy HOLD THE LINE!! DO NOT SELL!! I love this song

    Twitter: @nicolieeeolieee

    28.

    ok we talked about stocks for two days I think that’s plenty let’s move on

    Twitter: @1followernodad

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