If you've been alive the past couple of days, you've probably noticed there's been a lot of talk about stocks, the stock market, and companies like GameStop and AMC. I know nothing about stocks and can barely understand what is happening, but these tweets still made me laugh. So here are tweets that are funny even if stock stuff makes absolutely no sense to you.
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Me disguising myself as a hedge so that I can get funds
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prayers for girls whose boyfriends just said "should i try to short the gamestop stock" despite not knowing what a 401k is
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I bought two AMC shares yesterday and I don’t even mind if it tanks. Love the movies. Just here for a good time.
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Wall Street: "greed is good" Reddit: "buys a stock" Wall Street: not like that
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you’re not gonna believe this but i looked at facebook and it turns out every single person i knew in high school is now an expert on both constitutional law and the stock market
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GameStop sitting amongst Tesla and Amazon after reddit users make it a Fortune 500 company
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buying stock in claire’s and limited too, who’s with me
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a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:
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Quarantine 2020: I learned how to make bread! Quarantine 2021: I am the Wolf of Wall Street.
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I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats
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Wall Street right now
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Rich People: wHy dOn'T tHe pOoR jUsT iNvEsT tHeIr mOnEy Poor People: Ok. Rich People: ... Rich People: wait stop
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the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text
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how it feels to have zero shares of game stop
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GameStop and AMC right now
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my retirement plan is simple: four days ago I started trading exactly one stock
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everyone grabbing stocks with little-to-no idea of what’s going on or how the stock market works
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you inside her dms, I’m insider trading. we aren’t the same
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i'm a fucking shark baby. buy stocks, sell stocks, win big time. i can smell blood in the water from a mile off, that is if my nose isn't too damn full of cocaine. my teeth are falling out because i grind too hard to brush them, but i'll just grow another row
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my brain trying to add up GameStop + stock market + Reddit + robinhood + hedge funds + Wall Street angry + AMC + eat the rich
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You think it's funny modern day robber barons lost a bunch of Monopoly money due to Internet trolls? You think it's funny they lobbied to create the entire financial regulatory apparatus that allowed that to happen? You think it's funny they're sobbing into their martinis and
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For anyone confused about the GameStop thing here’s a quick explanation: GameStop is a store where you can buy or sell games
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me, trying to figure out how to buy bitcoins or stocks online when i have no clue what any of it means:
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gonna understand this stock market shit in no time
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my bf explaining to me the stock market while i explain to him the full moon in leo
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$0 invested in stocks but 100% invested in this energy HOLD THE LINE!! DO NOT SELL!! I love this song
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ok we talked about stocks for two days I think that’s plenty let’s move on