If you watched Luca, then you can't deny it's...pretty gay!
And while Luca and Alberto are the ~main gays~ — I MEAN, characters — we mustn't ignore Giulia, the young lesbian!
Okay, it was never actually stated that she was a lesbian, but come on, I know a baby gay when I see one!!! And before you yell at me and call me straight-phobic, let's look at the facts.
Her pants? She's wearing JNCOs, and I literally just saw a Brooklyn lesbian in those the other day.
And her beanie might as well be a sign that says "I LIKE GIRLS!!" I'm not saying that if you wear a beanie you're a lesbian, but if you wear a beanie when the temperature is above 70 degrees —which it definitely is in this seaside town in Italy — then yes, you're a lesbian.
But beyond her outfit, her vibe screams lesbian-to-be. She is the lesbian best friend of the cute gay couple!!!
Because yes, lesbians and gays DO get along. In fact, this is literally a picture of me and my friends:
And pretty much her entire demeanor is le$bean.
She's a little badass biotch and my young gay self would have killed to be 1/4 as awesome as her.
So this Pride Month, I'm celebrating Giulia Marcovaldo!!!!!
My new favorite queer icon!!
THAT'S ALL!!! BYE!!
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