Celebrity·Posted on Sep 25, 2013Darren Criss Plays "Would You Rather?"When the Glee actor stopped by our offices, he was game to answer a few of the hardest "Would You Rather?" questions that will ever be asked. Here's what went down.by Lauren Yapalater, Whitney Jefferson, Tommy WeselyFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 1. Would you rather sweat mayo or poop a softball? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "That would hurt because a softball is, like, a big thing. I'd rather sweat mayo to look out for my body. But if it didn't have any effect on my anatomy, it's a funny story to have pooped a softball." 2. Would you rather be sexually attracted to fruit or have Cheetos dust permanently on your fingers? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Cheetos dust, because I can always eat the Cheetos dust." 3. Would you rather change gender every time you sneezed or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "I think I would go with the gender change. You'd have such an unbelievable point of view — of everything. Like, you are one of the most extraordinary people on the planet." 4. Would you rather never have to worry about money or live in a world with pokemon? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Live a world with pokemon. Duh. That was a stupid question, sorry." 5. Would you rather talk like Jar Jar Binks or look like Jar Jar Binks? And you are not allowed to kill yourself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Talk like Jar Jar Binks. Who doesn't want to sound Jamaican?" 6. Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or be able to talk to animals? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Animals, duh, easily." 7. Would you rather be the best racquetball player in the world or find $65 on the street? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Think of all the tacos I could buy with $65. But the answer is, I would love to be the best racquetball player in the world."