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    Darren Criss Plays "Would You Rather?"

    When the Glee actor stopped by our offices, he was game to answer a few of the hardest "Would You Rather?" questions that will ever be asked. Here's what went down.

    1. Would you rather sweat mayo or poop a softball?

    2. Would you rather be sexually attracted to fruit or have Cheetos dust permanently on your fingers?

    3. Would you rather change gender every time you sneezed or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?

    4. Would you rather never have to worry about money or live in a world with pokemon?

    5. Would you rather talk like Jar Jar Binks or look like Jar Jar Binks? And you are not allowed to kill yourself.

    6. Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or be able to talk to animals?

    7. Would you rather be the best racquetball player in the world or find $65 on the street?