There's some breaking news happening at this moment actually, George Clooney is engaged, how do you feel about it?
I just heard that, that he's engaged to some very sucessful lawyer! I hope it's Alan Dershowitz. That would be fun, because there's been some rumors about George Clooney througout the years so we'll see. I don't know much about the person he's engaged too, but I wish them all the best. It's going to be a nice Christmas in Lake Como, i'm sure.
What do you think is the grossest part about middle school?
I had a girlfriend in middle school actually, as sometimes we do in middle school, and I was really mean to her, which I'm sure comes as no surprise to anyone. I'm actually not that mean in real life, but at the time i was mean to her and I would do really bad things like give her deodorant and stuff and tell her she smells. I think this was actually after we broke up, so I was getting back at her in front of everyone. I was a nightmare.
Who is the last person you texted?
The last person I texted was probably my best friend Robin, he's in Iowa right now. And he had food poisoning so that was fun. I was like, "Oh I'm nervous, I'm presenting at the American Comedy Awards tonight," and he was like, "Oh I have food poisoning," and I was like, "Oh, OK bye!" I have my own life to deal with thanks.
You just did a segment on Billy On The Street called "It's not Amy Poehler, it's Pitbull," but what are your true feelings on Pitbull?
You know, I don't mind Pitbull at all. He doesn't seem like a bad guy. I think his feet are firmly planted on the ground. I once read that he sees himself having like a billion dollar worldwide industry, like Pitbull is this huge international brand, and I think he's like the next NASA. I think it's going to be that big.