1. Excusez-moi while Chris Pine literally just stands here smiling, while holding his stupid shirt looking like a tanned god.
2. Then puts it on EXPOSING HIS BEAUTIFUL ABDOMEN.
3. Beep boop beeep boo bop it’s beautiful.
4. Then, since he’s in a tank top and should show off his arms, he does just that. Lifiting this piece of wood effortlessly.
5. GREETINGS GOV’NA.
6. And then this woman becomes one of the luckiest gals on the planet. Because Chris decided to just pull down his shirt and show her his bare skin:
7. And then he gave her his cheek to touch and it wasn’t fair.
8. The end.
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