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7 Burning Questions I Have About Ariana Grande's #DoughnutGate Statement

I mean, I personally think they are fair questions.

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Cool, cool. That's nice! OkK so you regret licking the doughnuts right?


Yeah, definitely. What you said wasn't cool, but what about the licking of the doughnuts?

Yes, sure, too much free eating, but like, what about the doughnuts? How do you feel about the licking of the display doughnuts?


Yep, TOTALLLLYYYYYY get that. Like, childhood obesity is bad and so is poison and stuff. But also, what about the doughnut licking. You licked those doughnuts. What about that?

Yes, you should definitely demand more from our food industry, and be responsible. But also, like...WHAT ABOUT THE DOUGHNUT LICKING?


I am so sorry for your oral surgery, I really am, but also....WHAT ABOUT THE LICKING OF THE DOUGHNUTS? YOU'RE GOING TO ADDRESS THAT RIGHT?

OK...but you're going to add a P.S. and talk about the display doughnut licking situation, RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT????????????