1. YO YO YO, It’s D.J. T-SWIFTY on the 1s and 2s!
2. READY TO BOOK FOR ALL YOUR DJing NEEDS:
3. IS A GREAT DJ, Will ROCK your party!!!
4. D.J. SWIFTY SPECIALIZES IN SONGS!
5. D.J. SWIFTY WILL BRING HER FRIENDS TO YOUR PARTY, SUCH AS: the guy from Mumford and Sons with his wife Carey Mulligan!
6. ALSO FRANK OCEAN. WAIT, GET BACK TO DJing. More DJing!!!
7. GOOD. And Ellie Goulding TOO!
8. THE END.
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