Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are King and Queen of Australia. I think. I don't even know. I just assumed they were, but I could be wrong.
Anyway, they are also apparently King and Queen of unnecessary nicknames for telling their kids they wanna be left alone to do adult things (if you know what I mean 😉😉😉).
In an interview with The Moms on SiriusXM, Nicole was asked about having sexy time when the kids are home. To which she replied:
“[We tell them] Mommy and Daddy need to have kissy-kissy time.”
That's right. She says that Mommy and Daddy need to have kissy-kissy time.
Which brings me to this question: Why even mention that you need kissy-kissy time?! WHY MUST THE CHILDREN BE AWARE OF KISSY-KISSY TIME? Can't the kids live in blissful ignorance thinking that their parents have never touched each other sexually and their birth was nothing short of a miracle like the rest of us mere mortals?!?!?
