According To Taylor Swift's Twitter Faves, She And Calvin Harris Are Probably Still Together
I mean, the rules of social media dictate this.
Today became almost tragic when it was reported that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up because he got a happy ending at a massage parlor.
At first I was like, TAYVIN, WHAT? Is it true?? Then it was reported that Selena Gomez said that she thinks she "would have found out" if that were true.
At this point I didn't know whom or what to believe. It was a dark time.
But then finally at 4:23 ET, Calvin Harris took to Twitter himself to be like, STFU PEOPLE.
And Taylor Swift FAVED THE TWEET.
That's right, Taylor favorited the tweet.
Any millennial knows that a fave on a tweet means, like, EVERYTHING. So clearly they are still together, right???? RIGHT????
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vote votesYes, the fave means they are still together, and the story is bullshit.
vote votesNo, maybe they broke up and the fave means nothing.
vote votesI DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK RIGHT NOW.