According To Taylor Swift's Twitter Faves, She And Calvin Harris Are Probably Still Together

I mean, the rules of social media dictate this.

Today became almost tragic when it was reported that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up because he got a happy ending at a massage parlor.

jezebel.com

At first I was like, TAYVIN, WHAT? Is it true?? Then it was reported that Selena Gomez said that she thinks she "would have found out" if that were true.

usmagazine.com

At this point I didn't know whom or what to believe. It was a dark time.

But then finally at 4:23 ET, Calvin Harris took to Twitter himself to be like, STFU PEOPLE.

Calvin Harris @CalvinHarris

It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye

08:23 PM - 12 Oct 2015

And Taylor Swift FAVED THE TWEET.

Twitter: @taylorswift13

That's right, Taylor favorited the tweet.

Any millennial knows that a fave on a tweet means, like, EVERYTHING. So clearly they are still together, right???? RIGHT????