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According To Taylor Swift's Twitter Faves, She And Calvin Harris Are Probably Still Together

I mean, the rules of social media dictate this.

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Today became almost tragic when it was reported that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up because he got a happy ending at a massage parlor.

At first I was like, TAYVIN, WHAT? Is it true?? Then it was reported that Selena Gomez said that she thinks she "would have found out" if that were true.

At this point I didn't know whom or what to believe. It was a dark time.

But then finally at 4:23 ET, Calvin Harris took to Twitter himself to be like, STFU PEOPLE.

It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye

And Taylor Swift FAVED THE TWEET.

That's right, Taylor favorited the tweet.

Any millennial knows that a fave on a tweet means, like, EVERYTHING. So clearly they are still together, right???? RIGHT????

  1. Right?

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    Yes, the fave means they are still together, and the story is bullshit.
    Correct
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    No, maybe they broke up and the fave means nothing.
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    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK RIGHT NOW.
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    Yes, the fave means they are still together, and the story is bullshit.
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    No, maybe they broke up and the fave means nothing.
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    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK RIGHT NOW.
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