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Posted on May 22, 2013

A Complete Guide To Handling The Cicada Invasion

The only guide you'll need.

RUN.

MOVE.

YELL.

CRY.

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YELL AND CRY.

PUT ON A DIAPER.

NOW PEE YOURSELF.

REPLACE SOILED DIAPER WITH FRESH DIAPER.

Get this:

PLAY THE SAXAPHONE WHILE THEY CRAWL ALL OVER YOU.

Wait, STOP. OMG. They are kind of cute?

NOPE, nevermind. BYE MOVING TO SPACE!

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