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A Complete Guide To Handling The Cicada Invasion

The only guide you'll need.

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RUN.

MOVE.

YELL.

CRY.

Photo Credit: photos_martha via Compfight cc

Photo Credit: photos_martha via Compfight cc

YELL AND CRY.

PUT ON A DIAPER.

NOW PEE YOURSELF.

REPLACE SOILED DIAPER WITH FRESH DIAPER.

Get this:

PLAY THE SAXAPHONE WHILE THEY CRAWL ALL OVER YOU.

Wait, STOP. OMG. They are kind of cute?

NOPE, nevermind. BYE MOVING TO SPACE!

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