The crime: Familiar with FAIRY DUST? Yeah, that's right...COCAINE. Not only does Peter Pan have a personal maker of fairy dust, but he's obviously in possession and all he needs to do to get some is smack Tink's butt.
Sentence: Depends on the area laws, but it could be anywhere from a small fine to a few years in prison. And you have to live with yourself every day knowing you get drugs out of a fairy's butt.