Mattel has released a new Ken doll that has a man bun. This is what man bun Ken is into.
1. Texting “haha and then what?”
2. Listening to OAR in 2009
3. Saying “Well, I had a bun before it was cool”
4. Yelling Chainsmokers lyrics after two drinks
5. “Showering… can I come?”
6. Majoring in sports medicine or criminal justice
7. Ironically using the boomerang feature on Instagram
8. Alternating between calling Instagram “Insta” and “The Gram”
9. A little man named Davey Matthews
10. Wearing an old Detroit Pistons basketball jersey to a concert
11. Wearing a green Red Sox St. Patrick's Day hat to a concert
12. Wearing a backpack with no shirt on, also at a concert
13. Wearing a tank top with huge block letters that say, like, "I LIKE TO PARTY," again at a concert
14. Talking about how good Rugrats was
15. Having an extensive collection of flannels
16. Shoes with no socks
17. Showing up at the bar in a Romphim “just for laffs” but secretly liking being like "Hell. Yeah."
18. Texting you to see if he can buy weed off you
19. Splitting the check with Barbie on a first date
20. Asking Barbie to borrow her conditioner
21. Talking about that “I love bacon” phase he went through six years ago
22. Picking up a guitar and just riffin’
23. But only knowing how to play "The General" on the guitar
24. "Bringing back" Hawaiian shirts
25. "Bringing back" short shorts
26. Having two older sisters
27. Saying “Yo you see Barstool yesterday?”
28. Owning 4–5 deep V-necks
29. Arguing about Wonder Woman
30. Still complaining about the ending of Lost
31. Sugar-free Red Bull
32. Ironically using that flower crown Snapchat filter but really loving it
33. Watching Bravo shows
34. Really, really trying to talk about Bravo shows to prove he watches Bravo shows
35. Not being afraid to wear pink
36. "Ignition (Remix)"
37. Wearing leggings at the gym
38. Taking pics of himself wearing leggings at the gym
39. Sometimes wearing shorts OVER his leggings at the gym
40. Tribal print shirts
41. Animal print shirts
42. Scoop neck tank tops
43. Talking about how his wireless headphones "grew on" him
44. Having a tiny dog
45. Giving that tiny dog a matching man bun and 'gramming it
46. Being unafraid to use emojis
47. Wearing shorts to work
48. Having an “octobeard” after No Shave November
49. Saying “it’s not a man bun, it’s just a bun!”
50. Having juuuuuust not enough hair for a man bun
51. Wearing some beaded bracelets
52. Ankle bracelets
53. Artisanal coffee
54. Artisanal cheese
55. Artisanal spectacles
56. Toms
57. Going to spin class
58. "Getting into yoga"
59. Tiny bathing suits
60. Trying the newest Starbucks Frappuccinos
61. Telling the barista at Starbucks that Barbie's drink is “on me”
62. Cracking their iPhone screen and never getting it fixed
63. Liking Bernie Sanders but forgetting to vote in the primaries
64. Studying abroad in Australia
65. Shotgunning a beer after already drinking, like, four
66. Tagging their friends on thefatjewish posts
67. Passionately arguing that Mexican food is wayyy better in California
68. One Republic, probably
69. Always asking “You hear the new Drake?”
