1.
Because the appointments were the worst.
Oh cool, you are tightening my wires today?
Gonna spend the next three days crying of pain.
2.
Because you had boring clear bands which made your teeth look weird.
3.
Or you had the colored ones, which looked stupid.
4.
Because you had to remember to change your rubber bands after every meal.
5.
Because you can't eat anything.
11.
And when you did eat this was you:
12.
Because GOOD LUCK WITH SCHOOL PICTURES.
13.
Because Ugly Betty wore braces. They called her ugly for crying out loud!
14.
Also they made fun of this girl.
15.
Because picking up alien frequency waves was getting really tiring.
16.
Because you had to use this stupid thing to brush your teeth.
17.
And if you didn't, you worried everyday this would happen to you.
18.
Because one rogue wire would cause the inside of your cheeks to bleed...
19.
And then you'd have to wear this wax like a freaking candlestick.
20.
Because before you even had braces you needed a palette expander. It sucked.
21.
Or a retainer (oh hey spit)
22.
Or if you were really lucky, headgear.
23.
And because, no kissing allowed. I'm Serious. NONE OF IT.
