1. Because the appointments were the worst.
2. Because you had boring clear bands which made your teeth look weird.
3. Or you had the colored ones, which looked stupid.
5. Because you can’t eat anything.
7. HAHA don’t think SO.
8. MOVE ALONG
9. YEAH RIGHT
10. I said NOTHING.
11. And when you did eat this was you:
12. Because GOOD LUCK WITH SCHOOL PICTURES.
13. Because Ugly Betty wore braces. They called her ugly for crying out loud!
14. Also they made fun of this girl.
Even Leo only liked her after she got her braces off. (In Catch Me If You Can).
15. Because picking up alien frequency waves was getting really tiring.
16. Because you had to use this stupid thing to brush your teeth.
17. And if you didn’t, you worried everyday this would happen to you.
18. Because one rogue wire would cause the inside of your cheeks to bleed…
19. And then you’d have to wear this wax like a freaking candlestick.
20. Because before you even had braces you needed a palette expander. It sucked.
21. Or a retainer (oh hey spit)
22. Or if you were really lucky, headgear.
- Chris Froome won the Tour de France. He's the first Brit to win the cycling race three times 🚴