1. When he spun this headline expertly:
@YahooEnt We’re never splitting. She’ll always be my mom. No matter how much jazz-cabbage she smokes with her rollerblading friends.
2. His response to finding out about the ghost sex lady (who looks kinda like someone he knows):
@nypost THIS is how I find out?
3. When he admitted his misjudgment:
I gave this 3 months. Tops. I was wrong. https://t.co/gxXSdACQ1X
4. When he 100% definitely, completely understood what this fan wrote to him:
Couldnt agree more. Gluten Free cigarettes are still very bad for you. https://t.co/AHZ52Bz4Ya
5. How he ruined the innocence of The Wiggles:
Laws and guidelines differ from province to province but Canada has always been a sexually adventurous country. https://t.co/6dmeIVCyu0
6. When he exposed Hugh Jackman:
This man is a monster. He’s not even from Australia. He’s from Milwaukee. https://t.co/CxHceP4d9L
7. This response:
Siri just read this out loud to my daughters. Happy Thanksgiving. https://t.co/X5IBjPWuqp
8. This response:
@Shannn_I_Am That’s exactly how I talk.
9. And this response regarding his real parents:
@gfmete @johnkrasinski So proud of mom and papa.
10. When he was totally honest:
I wish. I could use a little “me time”. https://t.co/S6kXFsWaMe
11. This interaction with Kanye:
Agree. I’m having a word with Celine Dion. https://t.co/NnMSBBNA9k
12. When he somehow managed to bring up the NuvaRing:
@WBHomeEnt Well, if we’d used a NuvaRing™️ in the first place, we wouldn’t be in this mess. #deadpool2
13. When he shared this raw and real moment from his childhood:
First car my brother and I ever jacked together. I can still hear dad screaming from the trunk. Coincidentally, the last bowl cut he ever gave us.
14. When he got real about his kid:
Father’s Day coming up. Can’t wait to be served Norovirus in bed.
15. I mean, kids:
Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a second daughter over a year ago.
16. When he made a valid point to his wife:
You can tell me. We’re married. You once drove me to the hospital when you were giving birth. So... what the fuck happened to Emily? https://t.co/W5vWQI9TVr
17. His all too true comparison:
Can’t decide between a midnight blue minivan with all wheel drive and foldable rear seats or a coffin.
18. His genius solution to this problem:
When ordering ice cream, I like to get all three scoops. https://t.co/6H13DgssrG
19. And finally, when he came for Paddington.
So honored by all the @peopleschoice noms. Hope you vote for Deadpool 2 and feel free to write us in for best Family Film. Because watch your fucking back, Paddington.