10 Things I Hate About You, Lil' Snapchat Hot Dog

    The rumors are true: I'm in love.

    I hate the way your ketchup looks

    And the way your relish is there

    I hate the way you levitate

    And put your mitten hands in the air

    I hate the way your eyes light up

    And the way your eyebrows move up all the time

    I hate you so much it makes me sick

    It even makes me rhyme

    I hate the way you spin around

    I hate your tiny smile

    I hate the way you make me laugh

    Even worse when you make me cry

    I hate the way I can never see you

    Unless I open Snapchat

    But most of all I hate the way I don't hate you

    Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all — got that??

    In conclusion:

    good morning to the snapchat hot dog ONLY