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30 Subtitles That Are No Help Whatsoever

When film and TV captions go wrong.

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You had one job, subtitles.
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You had one job, subtitles.

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From The Artist.
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From The Artist.

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Thanks for that clarification, Trainspotting DVD.
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Thanks for that clarification, Trainspotting DVD.

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An unexpected confession from Gareth Bale, there. H/T Guardian user da7iron.
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An unexpected confession from Gareth Bale, there. H/T Guardian user da7iron.

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Zooey Deschanel is a terrorist suspect? Are you sure, Fox News?
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Zooey Deschanel is a terrorist suspect? Are you sure, Fox News?

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Taken from a poorly translated foreign edition of Lord Of The Rings.
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Taken from a poorly translated foreign edition of Lord Of The Rings.

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I don't like those odds at all.
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I don't like those odds at all.

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Unintentional satire alert.
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Unintentional satire alert.

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What a delightful name.
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What a delightful name.

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Taken from Lord Of The Rings again, this time with Swedish subtitles.
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Taken from Lord Of The Rings again, this time with Swedish subtitles.

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Something's definitely gone wrong here.
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Something's definitely gone wrong here.

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Don't you hate it when that happens?
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Don't you hate it when that happens?

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Ah yes, that famous owl, Head Week.
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Ah yes, that famous owl, Head Week.

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Erm.
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Erm.

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Come again?
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Come again?

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Howard Beale in The Network: apparently no longer mad as hell.
Via aplustranslations.com

Howard Beale in The Network: apparently no longer mad as hell.

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Nope. Not even close.
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Nope. Not even close.

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Pirates Of The Caribbean: even the subtitle writers have lost interest in this franchise.
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: even the subtitle writers have lost interest in this franchise.

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