Buzz·Posted on 16 Jul 201336 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh/WinceClick below each question to reveal the answer. And prepare to groan.by Luke LewisBuzzFeed Executive Editor, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Which farmer sits on his tractor shouting, “The end is nigh.”? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Farmer Geddon. Woman at food fair: “Why is this cake more expensive than your other cake?” Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Stallholder: “That’s Madeira cake.” How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Deep pan, crisp and even. How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Caerphilly. What do you call a ghost at a hotel? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! An inn spectre. What’s the first sign of Madness? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Suggs walking up your driveway. What is Scotland’s friendliest motorway? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! M8. What was the worst thing about Robin Hood’s house? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! It had a little john. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Swarm. What is Forrest Gump’s Facebook password? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! 1Forrest1. Why did the paranoid guy quit Twitter? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! He thought he was being followed. What’s Urdu? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! What you get from a Liverpool barbershop. What’s the scariest thing in geometry? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! A vicious circle. Why are dwarfs good at maths? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Because it's the little things that count. What’s a quark? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! The sound a posh duck makes. How did the football pitch end up as a triangle? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Someone took a corner. What’s the quickest way to double your money? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Fold it in half. What’s ET short for? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Because he’s got little legs. Do you know the difference between illegal and unlawful? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Unlawful means "against the law" and illegal is a sick bird. Why was the calendar depressed? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! His days were numbered. What do you call a three-foot-long aardvark? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! A yaardvark. Why don't owls date in the rain? Answer Correct Incorrect Answer Correct! Wrong! Because it's too wet to woo.
