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39 Things Rich Teenagers Love

"Always make sure to tip your pilot and co-pilot 10k."

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1. This method of drinking vodka.

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2. Popping corks.

3. Using a black American Express card.

4. Taking selfies while driving an Aston Martin through Kensington.

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5. Luxury cars.

6. Having a driveway full of luxury cars.

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7. Personalised number plates.

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9. Really long hashtags.

10. Really long, ill-advised hashtags.

11. Leaving large tips.

12. Spending 400,000 euros on a night out in Cannes.

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13. Booking a jet via Uber.

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15. Calling people "peasants".

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16. Or "serfs".

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17. Posing for photos like this.

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18. A limited edition "champagne gold" iPhone.

19. Diamond- and gold-encrusted headphones.

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21. Lampstands shaped like guns.

22. Monday mornings.

23. Weekends.

24. And bank holidays.

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25. Draping a Rolex over the hood ornament of a Rolls-Royce.

26. Filling the toilet bowl with San Pellegrino.

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29. Decorating hotel rooms with stuffed zebras.

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30. Motivational quotes.

31. Really massive bottles of vodka.

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32. Really massive bottles of champagne.

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33. Really massive bottles of champagne.

34. Pouring champagne on their heads.

35. Pouring champagne into the bathtub.

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36. Golden champagne bottles.

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37. Dringing golden champagne bottles underwater.

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38. Drinking champagne through a funnel.

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But what do rich teenagers love above all else?

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39. Well, cash, obviously.

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h/t Rich Kids of Instagram for surfacing most of these.