Your work life looks like this.
Further dead giveaways you’re in its grip include…
You still get a tiny jolt of excitement every time you see one of these.
You dread the late-night/weekend drop-offs when no-one’s tweeting. That’s why you deliberately follow people in different time zones.
You no longer bookmark anything. You just favourite tweets all day, so you can come back and read the articles later.
You book a holiday, and the thought of being off Twitter for any length of time fills you with dismay.
(That happens a lot, actually).
Just not today.