1. The cleaning service pun.
2. The heavy metal pun.
3. The cheese shop pun.
4. The pet-sitting pun.
5. The florist pun.
6. The sandwich shop pun.
7. The white van man pun.
8. The hairdresser pun.
9. The tanning salon pun.
10. The religious pun.
11. The white goods pun.
12. The gardening/obscure British hip-hop pun.
13. The tow-truck pun.
14. The office banter pun.
15. The flooring pun.
16. The sporting goods pun.
17. The tabloid pun.
18. The convoluted Queen lyric pun.
19. The Facebook pun.
20. The pancake pun.
21. And the all-time classic, self-referential pun.
Punslingers of the world, we salute you.
