1. Phil Collins.

2. Brian Cox and Stephen Fry.

3. Downton Abbey.

4. Boris Johnson.

5. Ant and Dec.

6. Top Gear.

7. Olly Murs.

8. Chad Kroeger and Nicolas Cage.

9. Bon Iver.

10. Nick Clegg and David Cameron.

Warning: includes politicians. The photos are safe for work, the words aren't. And yes, these are all (frighteningly) real.
Via Top Gear Fan Fiction, which has since been deleted, but has been preserved for posterity by Sabotage Times.